So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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