But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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