he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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