Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
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shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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