you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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