YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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