mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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