Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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