We're facebook friends in real life
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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