Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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