new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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