All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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