Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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