Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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