I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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