Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
