if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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