Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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