Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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