i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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