So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
