is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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