they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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