Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
