Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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