So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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