Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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