he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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