I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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