I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.