But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool