this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Randomize
