elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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