It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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