you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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