WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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