i just wanna soil my oats bro
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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