I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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