i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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