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Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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