sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I will be naked everywhere
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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