You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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