I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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