I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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