Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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