I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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