mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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