I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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