Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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