He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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