my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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