Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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