whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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