I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Sorry about my life...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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