i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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