You're completely useless in the revolution.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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